You Remind Me Of The Babe

You think you know pain?
Try being the lovely lassie who sprayed Right Guard on her freshly shaven armpits and then commenced into a equally lovely repetoire of moaning and screams.
Or you could be me with aching abs as I laughed my ass off at her ;)

Officially a pretty cool Halloween...
Went to work dressed as Bowie in Labyrinth and kinda stuffed my crotch with paper towels and a bag of chips until I had the ideal package for the costume....
That thing really works its magic in grey tights... which by the way, were totally transparent! I had to throw on a pair of boxers beneath it that worked really well. You could hardly tell I was wearing em.
We had 3 women come into the shop dressed as the Wicked Witch Of The West, Glenda, and Oz.
I was fucking impressed, looked fan-damn-tastic!
When I walked their food out to them, all eyes seemed glued to my bulge...

"You know... when you walked from behind that counter... your costume from the waist-down just seemed to come alive!"

Fucking amazing...

Well until I got home anyways...

I got to finish setting up the haunted house but with the arrival of dark, came the ill-fated pitter patter of those really ditzy girls.
Ive had to endure conversations with them and Jessica such as...

"Like... this is a party? Where are like... all the people?! We're early?... really?"

You know that lightbulb of epiphany?
I so heard that fizzle and pop!

So... my Halloween night has been reduced to blogging, playing Dead Rising, and texting a few friends.

Hmm...

Patrick's getting married tomorrow...

Oh joy!