How Angelina Tortures Jen!

This is officially the greatest cover title to any magazine in the history of this small spinning planet
I could so see them in an S&M relationship
No way Id open the cover though
I dont want to ruin this nice little daydream :D

A couple conclusions

The movie of Twilight...
Can best be summed up with the song "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison

Keely's mom...
Actually has a lot in common with my American Eagle jeans
They come pre-distressed
Holy (holey) in their own right
And you have to enjoy em because you paid 60 bucks for em just so you could stick things into them...

The last one was pretty terrible I know