Why Everyone Should Get On Their Knees And Service Deb

Cliff says:
I officially despise tweenyboppers

Debbie says:
what happened

Cliff says:
them hitting on me on myyearbook

Debbie says:
hahaha

Cliff says:
this one girl in indiana is trying to convince me that we went to school together and she had the biggest thing for me

Cliff says:
and she told me a bunch of stuff that pretty much said weve never met

Cliff says:
ever

Cliff says:
and when I start pointing out her flaws she just rants off

Cliff says:
"Whatever Cliff whatever. This is why we havent talked in 2 years. Youre a jerk. Thats why we havent spoken.
You may be sexy as hell and fucking hot but no, youre a jerk and thats why we havent spoken"

Debbie says:
dude

Debbie says:
make a new name and convince her that you are her birth father, and her mother fucked around and youve been looking for her her whole life