Mindless Ranting | Episode 3

"Barbie doesnt stand for going green! She doesnt stand for anything! If she could possibly stand on her impossibly arched pygmy feet"

Stephen Colbert is a fucking genius!

Ive come up with a pen name

There's a live band at Alvin Ord's on Friday night.
They're a duo called "Hooked On T"
You = Should Go
Tommy says theyre good, then again, he's getting on in his years and senilty.


I fought with mom today
We officially arent related anymore.

Ehh, good riddance
If she has something against the one's I care about, than I don't need her.

Anyways, she kicked me out... nothing says "Let's show you how we care" via the doorknob smacking your ass on the way out.


I don't much care for my work schedule this week
Neither does my mother...
I've got more hours that you
Bitch
:D

Jess has nearly finished the Twilight series
I'm happy for her
I'm still not picking up the damn things.


Also... for further reference K-mart shoppers
My nipples are allergic to the cold it seems...
You might keep this in mind when you see me changing the marquee and I look like I can cut glass with my man-tits