"They say that New Zealand is beautiful. Though after 22 hours on a plane, any land is beautiful! We could have landed on a tiny iceberg in the middle of nowhere with just two penguins fucking... and I would have been thrilled to see them."
"Coming back to America, you realize that we are the only country that reminds the world on a nearly constat basis... that we are the greatest fucking country on the planet. Imagine the world... imagine going to work and having to deal with a guy that says "I'm the greatest fucking one here! Hahaha!" I guarantee you by the end of the week... you would have killed him... and eaten him... just to try and take his power."
Lewis Black is a fucking genius
Courtney is'nt doing so well and well, may lose her job... Guess who will get more hours...
We had a woman come in tonight with her boyfriend and well... her face was caked in blood. All I could say?
"That's hot..."
Apparently she had killed her first buck...
Did he rub her nose in it?
I tell Sarah about this story on Facebook
"And her response...
...ooh maybe it wasnt a buck
...maybe it was a woman
...another woman
...THE other woman"
Get on your knees and service her
Repeatedly :D
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment