Mindless Ranting | Episode 2

-"What do you like to do for fun?"
-"Oh I dunno... I like to play chess... I like to screw?"
-"... Let's play chess..."

Mel Brooks is a fucking genius

My 120 gb Zune is apparently a "nice piece of equipment." My dick? A sad runner up... Better luck next year...

My grandmother apparently likes Keely. I've also introduced her to Eddie Izzard and Regina Spektor. She also said something to the accord of me becoming a stripper named Wachovia because both are associated with money.


Wal-mart's tried releasing its own line of Hollister/Abercrombie/Aero/AE knockoffs... tried being the operative word mind you.


Sex Changes is now one of my favorite songs.
The Dresden Dolls = Astounding & Resounding

This weekend is First Monday unfortunately... and I never had time to formulate an excuse as to why I could not go... I need the money though...

I don't get to sleep in my own bed until Sunday evening. Fucking a...

My father is apparently not coming to Thanksgiving tomorrow despite the fact that I was threatened with my life that if I did not come... well... you get the idea.


*makes power drill to temple motion*

-"In a frenzy of passion... all logical thinking as to preventing children goes out the door"
-"But Zsa Zsa, in a frenzy of passion... the condom comes out of the pocket"